Friday, January 19, 2007

Classic Mitch Hedberg

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
  - Mitch Hedberg

1 comment:

Dmitry said...

This on is MY personal favorite:

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"